Thursday, June 19, 2008

Days 103- 107

Day 107
Sunday June 15th

Spent most of the afternoon at the storage unit filming. I was amazed at how long it took to shoot everything by myself, of myself. Craziness! Celts lost game 5 no surprise there, Celts 3-2.


Day 106
Saturday June 14th

Did a quick interview for the doc, or tried to that is. Every single bloody time I pushed record another lawn mower or leaf blower would start up and ruin the audio. I watched Jeopardy! instead and called it a night..., still no stills, too focused on the video for the time being.


Day 105
Friday June 13th

Spent the night shooting video, blog b-roll. No stills tonight.


Day 104
Thursday June 12th

I really didn't give the Celts much hope tonight. In fact I went to diner with Dana instead of watching the game. Driving back to the Vixen's place I turned on the AM radio to at least catch a score. The announcers were talking about this amazing comeback. The Celtics down by 21 at the end of the 1st quarter had fought back and now were battling for the lead. Immediately I pulled U-ey and speed off to the nearest sports bar. Celtics win by 6, capping one of the greatest comebacks in NBA history!
It was grand, and to think I almost missed it...



Day 103
Wednesday June 11th

I have been spending quite a bit of time shooting in the river bottom. It was fun, lonely & dirty, but fun nonetheless. It was good until the crazy amount of bugs drove me away. Clouds and clouds of 'sceters descended on my poor white flesh one night and drove me back to the car lickety-split.
I haven't been back since!


Its a young Coppola or Tarantino in the making..., ummm hmmm.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Days 100, 101, 102

Day 102
Tuesday June 10th

Mossied on over to the Warmer for the game. Made the grisly mistake of wearing Celtics green to a Laker's bar. Oops! Much abuse (and free drinks after the Celts lost) ensued.

Lakers by 6, at least they covered the spread! Celtics up 2-1 in the best of 7 series. Go Boston, beat LA!




Day 101
Monday June 9th

Health has been one thing that has always really been a worry for me since starting this little social experiment. Personal hygiene was up there too, but everyone around these parts already knows me as a dirty hippie and just 'cause I shaved my head doesn't change that perception. So health, yah big concern. I don't have the ability to bike anymore. With gas prices the way the are driving out to the mtns. to climb every day just isn't in the paycheck. I am WAY too fat to run. Roller blading, though I dig it, is as I have been informed a gay holdover from the '90s. All joking aside, not having a consistent place to shower negatively impacts my motivation to do anything that will result in ending up a sweaty mess. Secondly, and more importantly in my worrisome way, my daily caloric intact is so minimal not having a fridge or a real stove that I really just do not have the energy after work to do anything too active.

So I sit and blog and drink way too much and grower fluffier by the day. Obviously that has to change. So I got into this thing where I try to walk as much as possible. I got me a fancy new pedometer (that doesn't really work) and I walk. My goal is 18,000 steps a day. Based on my stride and some fuzzy math that is more or less ten miles for me a day. Here are the numbers so far after a week:

Monday 6852
Tuesday 10674
Wednesday 8425
Thursday 8002
Friday 20832
Saturday 10267
Sunday 3642
Today 8325

I am getting close on some days but need to be much more consistent. Lets face it, the belly hasn't gone anywhere in a week. Time to step it up, quite literally.




I think it says rest and have a beer....




Day 100!
Sunday June 8th

I wish I could say I did something absolutely monumental to celebrate 100 days living outta my car, but I can't. It is odd really. It was just another day for me. For the last 99 days, and admittedly even before that, I had looked at the centennial as a huge milestone-- a right of passage so to speak. Sailors who cross the equator usually get a tattoo or ghonerhea to commemorate the occasion. Don't believe me, seriously check out http://martinfuentesphoto.com/index.htm. I never ever thought back in January or February I would be able to say this. I honestly thought I would spend a week or so, okay maybe worst case scenario ten days crashing on the beach before I got a new job and escaped Ventuckey. Obviously the Fates didn't quite weave it that way. So here we are, maybe on day 122 I will break out a bottle of something bubbly. 122 days, that is 1/3 of a year! Now that is something to brag about-- and it is just around the corner, yikes!

Blogging away instead of celebrating?

Monday, June 9, 2008

Days 94- 99

Day 99
Saturday June 7th

I woke up down in the river bottom to the sun gently warming me. I started a good fire early on and went back to sleep for a tad. Lazily I pulled myself away from my comfy sleeping bag to stoke the fire and add a few more logs. I made up some coffee which absolutely hit the spot. Then I started in on breakfast. I tossed everything together-- bacon & eggs, meatballs with asiago cheese and sun-dried tomatoes with an orange infusion, and oatmeal-- and placed it all in the red hot coals. Then I grabbed my stuff and headed down to the river. I lounged around floating here and there rather dreamily for a bit, and by a bit I mean until my fingers looked like prunes and my tummy was growling with abandon. I quickly toweled off and headed back to camp. I got back to the fire just in time, breakfast was perfectly cooked. I brought everything back to the ummm "kitchen" table and dug in. Man talk about hitting the spot! It was grand!


Ahhhhh breakfast, most important meal of the day. And what a grand way to start the day! It sure is a heck of a lot better then under-cooked rattlesnake! http://daywhen.blogspot.com/2008/03/days-7-8-9.html






After a lazy morning on the river, nothing says lovin' like a day at the track-- horse track that is. I have never gambled on the ponies, never really had the opportunity or the interest. But with all the hype surrounding Big Brown and the Triple Crown I decided to give it a go. I hooked up with Isabella and off we went to the Derby Club. Derby Club, it sounds fancy right. WRONG! What a crap whole, seriously the place was a dump but having just come from the river bottom I felt right at home. Isabella gave me the lowdown on what all the terminology meant and the basics on placing bets. For the first time in a very very long time I was totally lost, out of my element. It was so bad I could not even BS my way around. Me? Unable to BS, incroyable mon dieu! I placed my bets and it was cool. My very last bet I decided to go with the three horses with the worst odds in the field. Wouldn't you know it, they placed first and tied for third. Rad right! I walked away up $107.49. Not bad for a newbie!

Come on baby, run you damn nag or its off to the glue factory for you...!




Day 98
Friday June 6th

Hung out down in the river bottom again tonight. As the sun set these crazy swallows came out for dinner. Huge flocks of these tiny birds were flying all over the place. It was crazy some of the moves these critters pulled. I sat down and watched in awe. Then I busted out the trusty old notepad and wrote a poem (it is really just plain silliness):

Swallow Tales

Duck, duck, goose bumps bombs
Dive, tuck, bob, weave
Dive, slam, twirl, duck
Dive, twist, tumble, spin
Dive dive dive dive!
Swallow....

Duck, duck, goose bumps bombs
Not goose-- swallow: dive ! Gulp!
Swallow....

Duck, duck, goose bumps bombs
Not goose-- swallow: dive ! Gulp!
Swallow, dive!
Dive bombs gulp!
Swallow...


Poetry in motion, writing about the crazy swallows flying every which way at sunset, some barely missing my head. It was super rad to be a spectator for their aerial escapades.




Day 97
Thursday June 5th

Celtics win game 1, three more to go! Beat LA!!! Got to sleep on the futon in the Surf Shack, it was the first time since last Tuesday I slept in doors. First time too since then I had me a real for real shower. A Celtics win, sleep on a couch AND a shower-- dang life is GOOD!




Day 96
Wednesday June 4th


So I check out my horoscope first thing this morn and got a good chuckle. There are hundreds of thousands of Taurus's all around the world that are reading that thinking "shit I live in the city, aint eva gonna see me no big foot in the concrete jungle." Then they crumple up the morning paper and toss it in the garbage bin never to give it another thought. For me though the way things are right now, being hoodwinked by a lady bigfoot in heat would not be outta the ordinary! My horoscope:

"Woodsman Claims: 'Lady Bigfoot Kept Me as Her Love Slave!'" That was the headline of a report in the Weekly World News. In addition to providing fascinating details about the man's captivity, the article also had a helpful section on the jobs most likely to get someone kidnapped by a female sasquatch. They included lumberjack, surveyor, landscape artist, and ornithologist. In my astrological opinion, that list should be amended, at least for the next few weeks, to note that Taurus lumberjacks, surveyors, landscape artists, and ornithologists are especially susceptible. Why do I say that? Because according to my projections, many of you Tauruses will be swept up in or profoundly influenced by powerful feminine energy."

I looked every where to see if the most likely list included toothless hippies living out of their car. Thankfully we were down well towards the bottom on the probability chart! Good thing I haven't painted in a few months, that would be two strikes against me: landscape artist & toothless hippy. The lady sasquatches could probably smell me a million miles away...



Scouting out the river bottom for potential film locations, ahhh yes hard at work as a film maker!


Filming some ninny shuffling around one pile of rocks to another.




Day 95

Tuesday June 3rd

Today I did a little more scouting of locations, this time focusing on the river bottom. I am getting a little tired of using the same spots over and over again to hang out in. Honestly I am starting to worry a little too using the same spots over and over again. I want to do everything to avoid suspicion when I settle in a spot for the night so no one screws with me. I found the best way to avoid suspicion is to keep my presence at each spot to a minimum. So I am off to scout out new locals, preferably spots I don't have to sleep in the car. I am getting a little cramped after three months of doing so!

After cruising around town I met up w/ Duffy & Cybok for a quick pint. Cybok's brother was in town and Cybok himself is planning on taking off in the spring to hike the AT. It was a pretty relaxing evening smoking and joking. After the bar closed I was a little too tired to try and make it to a camp site for the night. Instead I plopped my sleeping bag down behind a bush above the parking lot. It ended up being one bloody comfortable night, though honestly I only got about 3 hours of sleep.


Forget living in a van down by the river, how about the bushes behind the bar?




Day 94
Monday June 2nd

I did some scouting out of different spots today to find a few more suitable spots to camp. After Sunday's 5-0 scare I want to diversify a little if you will. I also wanted to procrastinate one more day from having to actually start filming.


Instructions to turn on camera (in 17 different languages): push green button to left three clicks, then hold red button in until you hear a beeping sound to initialize lens, then put your left hand on top of your head and with your right hand rub your belly four times while mumbling heybijjee-geebee, heybijjee-geebee, heybijjee-geebee. To think I used to be a technical whiz-kid, not anymore.





Sunday, June 8, 2008

Days 91, 92, 93

Day 93
Sunday June 1st

Got busted by the coppers tonight. It was a freakish lapse of judgment on my part. I usually only hang out at the basketball courts for a few hours. I dig it up there because it is quiet and has a great view. Every now and again I can get in on a pick-up game of three-on-three or H-O-R-S-E. I get great cell reception up here too. In fact before cruising up here one day about a month ago I had no idea my cellie had FOUR bars, four(!), totally groovy! So I come up here to read or pay bills or just relax and maybe get in on some hoops action.

Tonight though I was bushed after making a quick meal. I chowed down but could barely keep my eyes open. After I finished I jumped back in the car to decide where next. I was thinking of getting some more night photog in before the moon became too full or maybe heading back to the river bottom to get some cool time lapses. I stick the keys in the ignition and keep debating. I had every intention of clearing out. In the middle of my internal tete-a-tete I just kind of let my head fall back and closed my eyes-- but just for a sec I swear!

The next thing I know the car is engulfed by this bright burning white light. The clock radio said quarter 'til one in the AM. What? It was like waking up in the middle of the scene from Spielberg's Close Encounters.... I had lost four hours of my life and had no memory of it and this burning white light is completing engulfing the car. Gotta be an alien abduction right? Nope, just 5-0 shaking me down. Three cruisers had surrounded my dirty little focus and the officers were pounding on the windows to wake me up. I could barely respond, I was still practically dreaming not quite sure if I was awake or not. After a couple quick questions two of the cruisers took off. The remaining officer ran my info and of course it came back clean (except I had no known address on file-- try explaining how you live out of a P.O. Box!).

After a while the copper and I chattered away for almost an hour. I told him about the documentary project. He was speechless. He could not understand the logic of living out of your car if you have a decent job. In fact it took a little convincing before he actually believed that one. He kept saying "but dude you don't look homeless!" Keep in mind I am still dressed for work and have a pair Von Zippers on my head, my still camera & audio gear & video camera & cell phone are out on the passenger seat. Easy to see the confusion here I imagine. Towards the end of the conversation my friend in blue started giving me tips and pointers for the doc! He was like, "oh you have to go here or go talk to this dude and such and such" It was pretty cool ending, though I would have liked it better had it been aliens. Now there is a story!


Car cuisine at its best-- a little bit of this, little bit of that, just a pinch of je ne sais quoi, stir it all together et voila! we have lobster thermador! Trust me, it ain't your moma's cooking...




Day 92
Saturday May 31st
Sparky & the Mother Hips!



Mr. M'GooGoo first thing in the morning, and when I say "first thing" I mean 6 bloody AM!


Hair cut time in the shaded parking lot of an abandoned warehouse.


After the Mother Hips concert, Santa Barbara Mission's Rose Garden, thats me sleeping next to the 1973 national rose champion.




Day 91
Friday May 30th
(aka Friday Night Lights with Mr. M'GooGoo)


This is what happens when you live with a household of 20 year old psycho virgins, ummm I mean Mormons. From bad to worse, ummm I mean left to right: George enjoying a beer and then a bottle of whiskey, George's blood starts to boil after a sip of the Devil's juice, George as the Devil's juice takes grip, lastly George as he realizes that Joseph Smith probably doesn't love him anymore after drinking a whole bottle of the Devil's juice. (We can only hope Brigham Young and the rest are not bloggers reading this otherwise there is no hope.)

Days 89 & 90

Day 90
Thursday May 29th

Sholly passed this along to me at work today. I thought it was pretty nifty and right up my alley. It made me smile and who doesn't need a smile every now and again. It kinda goes hand in hand with what I was trying to say back on day 81. Sometimes I think I really am lucky living this way and wonder what is wrong with the rest of the world. I mean seriously, I get to go camping on a school night! Super Rad!



A Misunderstanding

He was the richest man
I ever knew.
He didn't have a dime.

He didn't know what he didn't have
So
He didn't care that he didn't have it.
They didn't know he didn't know
So
They didn't care that he didn't care.

They thought he was poor
Cause he lived in a tent in the woods.
He thought they were poor
Cause they didn't.

--Merrit Malloy


Tents on the beach, Ventuckey river mouth-- staying up late on a school night.




Day 89
Wednesday May 28th
Celtics game w/ Melanie & Chris (boobies!)


Celtics up by three on the AM radio.


"No Parking Anytime, Fire Zone" Is this considered parking?

Days 81- 88

Day 88
Tuesday May 27th

Lakers clinch the series by squeaking out a 93- 91 victory. Can the Celtics pull it off against Detroit? That would be rad-- Celtics v Lakers in the finals! Just like the good ole' days back when I actually followed b-ball. Man the media will have a hay day if Boston wins and ends up facing LA. We will be so sick of dreamy over-hyped spots showcasing Pat Riley & Red, Bird & Magic, and all the rest. They are cram nostalgia down our throats I bet. That is IF Boston wins...



Day 87
Monday May 26th
Memorial Day

Went for a hike all day, forgot to put a CF card in my camera , spent all hike kicking myself. Slept in the car at the trail head, spent all night kicking myself in my dreams.


Oh sure, I remember to take a photo now...



Day 85 & 86
Sat. & Sun. May 24th & 25th

I went back to the Vixen's place in midtown with the idea that I would spend all day painting. It rained on and off all weekend. I used it as an excuse to watch TV and talk on the phone all weekend long. I went to sleep restless and disappointed in myself on Sunday. I totally blew a whole weekend catching up with my soaps. What the crap...!


Cheers! Where everybody Knows your name...




Day 84
Friday May 23rd
Caught the Laker's game w/ PonyBoy up at the Ojai Adobe. Lakers won by 30! The majority of the game was about as interesting as mud.

Day 83
Thursday May 22nd
Detroit Pistons 101- Boston Celtics 97
Crap!




Day 82
Wednesday May 21st

I called in sick today, because well I was sick. It is an interesting experience being sick and living in you compact sedan. Think about every thing you do when you are home with the flu-- the routine, the small comforts, the little things you do to help make it through the day. Now imagine trying to do that in the back of a dusty American car. Righto!




Day 81
Tuesday May 20th


After work I met up with Isabella again and headed over to the Bench Warmer to catch the Celitcs- Pistons conference finals hoops match-up. It was a good game, the Celts played hard and walked away with a win. We ended up hanging out and flirting with a rather buxomed bartender with a penchant for handing me free drink creations. Isabella and I had a really cool conversation about the philosophy of happiness and fulfillment. The one thing we kept coming back to, which is kind of a theme for this whole blog, is that no matter what your situation is, it could always be better or worse.

Sometimes it is easy for me to say "Man I wish I had a lop top. Then I could get editing and writing and surfing done whenever I needed. Lugging this desktop and trying to find power & internet access can be a real pain! If I had a lap top I could cruise around and be totally free to do whatever." Or I will find myself saying, "Man if I had a truck with a camper shell or a van, this living thing would be so much easier. I could park any where and have a half-way normal life. This car living is KILLING me! It is so stressful to try and find a place in town where I won't be disturbed, some place where I can get a good night sleep stretched out on the ground instead of cramped in the back of the Focus!" But in all honesty if I had a laptop or lived in a van, there would still be things that would not be ideal. Having a truck or lap top doesn't bring happiness. There are plenty of people all around me that bitch & complain about their lots in life-- and they have a lap top!

In fact over the last few months I have seen that the people with the most toys do the most complaining. Almost all of the bums and drunks I have spent time with the last few months almost never complain about being poor, destitute, or homeless. Most are surprisingly optimistic. I don't want to pain their lifestyle in a romantic Kerouac-sense, it is incredibly hard, worrisome, and at times very sketchy and super dangerous. But these folks never bitch that they're tent has holes or that they haven't showered in weeks. They accept it and move on, or drown themselves in $2 40s of skunked malt liquor. That is my goal for the time being, not the malt liquor part, but rather accepting my situation for what it is and embracing it. Fulfillment is, not to get all zen buddha on you, fulfillment is a state of mind.

I am trying now to embrace the harsh reality I am faced with and rejoice in the fact that I am always presented with the opportunity to step outside my comfort zone and challenge my horizons. In a way I am incredibly fortunate in that regard. How often do house-bound professionals get to challenge themselves and experience something totally different? I get to do it ever day. In a way I am lucky!

Oh yah and somewhere in the midst of it all, I turned 31, hmmmm....

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Dirtbag Prologue

A quick break from the reality of living in my car, the roughest of the rough drafts. Give it a read and tear it apart. Don't be shy, feedback is most certainly appreciated!



The Dirt Bagger's Urn
(otherwise known as Yours to Discover)




Prologue


A lonesome wind stirs up the dust of a thousand years of broken dreams. With it comes the whisperings of a thousand more promises yet to be realized. A thousand more promises yet to be broken and left in the swirling dust. It is a wind that started blowing one night long ago. It grew into maturity over the Pacific, feeding off of exotic islands and desolate stretches of abandoned ocean. As it grew, it licked moisture from the whitecaps cruising towards that distant shore. As with any popular movement, as it made landfall, some of its bluster diminished. But the mass moved on, singular in its intent. Purposefully it bonded with its brothers high in the Sierras. Slowly it grew and grew. As it ever deliberately moved across the water, into the mountains, and across the desert— its character built. It smelt like raw iron and electric energy. It certainly contained both. It is neither dry nor moist. It could tell tales of the hula or the Muir Spruce. It could share the secrets of man's meaning or the riddle of our plain existence. But it is not interested. It is not interested in reliving tales known since its birth. It is not interested in rehashing fairytales of a wayward youth. It is bent on running free. The nascent force is looking to carve its own path in the annals of man. It is focused on breaking the barriers of the mountains ahead. It is determined to reach the valley floor and to flow without impedance. It is focused as a singular entity to destroy or give birth according to its own choosing.


With its wispy fingers it tickles the bones of long dead Indian warriors. Its feathered fingers give breathe to old wives tales of ghosts and warning told around camp fires. The wind starts high above the valley floor, in the mountains toward the sea. Like a wild beast storing energy for the winter, it patiently builds up strength as it passes from the ocean to the desert. When it finally breaks through the surrounding mountains, it swoops down into the valley plateau with a cold pent up fury. Like a woman scorned, it waits for the moment when the world does not expect its wrath to come forth. It rushes down over the alluvial fans, carving as it flows. Many of the unenlightened flee its path. Those who are unknowing shudder as it seeps under closed doors and disrupts their complacency of mediocrity. Despite its ferocity, it is welcomed by the valley. As it rushes across the hot parched floor, it scrubs and cleanses. For those awake to its power, it is a longed for foe.


At the first sign of the coming wind, long-eared jack rabbits scamper for the safety of the burrows. With wide black eyes shining from their burrows, they survey the impending onrush. The sly fox looks about him for the evenings diner. Ears alert and eyes ready, he watches life below him take cover. Hearing the wind beckoning like a forgotten lover, the fox picks up his pace. A round-tail warily eyes the fox as he scurries to his hole. She wonders what the hurry is. Soon she too will know. The sidewinder zig-zags to his burrow with another year's fresh rattle in tow. Its forked member tastes the changing air as it slithers. A spiny chuckwalla grunts between two rocks, still warm from the winter sun. He lazily absorbs what little warmth the rocks provide and waits. The building gusts signal the coming of a buffet for him in only a few short weeks. Banded geckos chase each other over rusty boulders. Too caught up in their play, they ignore the activities around them. Their attention will be grabbed shortly.


Dried frail stalks of Blue Canterbury Bells shiver in anticipation. Infant buds of white Blazing Stars wrap themselves tighter in their cocoons. Desert Five Spots wearily awaken from the summer's slumber. Lupine, Dandelion, and sour Brittlebush push roots into the ground and fight against the hard-flowing wind. Those who find purchase in the 11th hour will reward the world with an incredible shower of color in the months to come. Sharp-edge yuccas grip the earth. Their dull spears barely move in the blowing air. Beneath the surface, their tenacious roots claw against the rock and sand of the desert bowels. The aged Joshua Tree feels its beard tickled by the gale. Its limbs stretch upward to receive the faint moisture carried by the wispy fingers of the wind. To some, it is a dark throated wind indeed. To others an alarm clock of promise.


* * *


On a deserted plateau far from the chem toilets and RVs of Hidden Valley camp ground, a lonely butte rises from the valley floor. Out of earshot from the flying machines of the Marine base, it rises. Separated from the myths and mistakes of the commercial experience, it rises. Worlds away from usage fees and green-stripped ranger trucks it rises. Unexplored by anyone of importance it rises. Unnamed and unfound on any modern map, it rises up from the valley floor. Tucked into the wilderness itself, it has stood undisturbed for eons. It is a lonely butte insignificant from any of the other lonely buttes in this side of the park. It is this insignificance that makes it so remarkable. It is this insignificance that in time will make this barren piece of rock incredibly significant. It was, as a matter of consequence, chosen simply because of its solitude and insignificance. It is its solitude and insignificance that marks its memory.


On that dusty piece of rock, a camp fire smolders. The blackened remains of a weeks worth of dead timber fills the small fire circle. A few small stones, blackened by the weeks smoke, circle the embers. Barely identifiable footprints lead away from the smoky ashes. The shoe prints are small. The stride is most diligent. They, along with the charred rocks surrounding the dying fire, are the only traces of human interference on this desolate mesa. In time, the elements will reclaim the desolation. The wind will scatter the ash and erase the footprints. The desert will reclaim what is hers. By the end of the season, nothing will remain here to signal a human presence. The physical evidence will be scattered and untraceable. The story however of this deserted plateau far from the chem toilets and RVs of the Hidden Valley will live on for quite some time.





* * *


"Ranger 1, Ranger 1, come in. Ranger 1 this is base, come in. You out there Ranger 1? Over."

"Go ahead base, this is Ranger 1. Over."

"Uh yah Tom, what's your six? Over."

"I am heading down the wash road, should be back in Cottonwood in about twenty. You're not getting cold feet about tonight's poker game are you?"

"Cold feet about taking your paycheck home with me, not at all! Listen Tom we need you to swing by the Spring campground before you call it a day. We have a couple hikers just got back from the backcountry talking about a dead body someplace off of Eagle Mountain. Swing down and check it out on your way back to base. Over"

"Seriously Base? I am already an hour past my quitting time. Over"

"Sorry about that Tom but you are the only truck we have coming back to Cottonwood. Its probably nothing though. Just some sun stroked hippies who believe the Gram Parsons story a little too much. Over"

"Roger that Base, on my way. Hey don't drink all the cold beer hunh, and make sure you bring your wallet tonight. Ranger 1 out."


* * *


The light in the old Airstream trailer was still on. It cast an eerie glow in the dust eddies skirting around the desert floor. Sounds of men laughing bounced across the dry air. The old white SUV ground to a halt outside of the trailer. Its dusty tires left deep ruts in the dry driveway. Slowly the weary driver turned off the ignition. The engine sputtered and grunted before turning off. The AM radio slowly faded into the ether before announcing that night's Dodger's score. The voices from inside grew quiet. After a moment the door to the trailer opened and a hatless head poked out.


"Hey Tom, that you? Where'd did you get off to? Its been more then three hours since you headed down to the camp at Cottonwood Spring. We thought you were gonna skip out on the cards tonight."

"Come on out here Sam, we need to talk."

"What is it Tom, those hippies send you on a wild goose chase all over the park for nothing? Just another one of their bad trips hunh? Screw that Parson bastard! Why don't need this headache season after season right?"

"Sam I think we got trouble."

"It wasn't just a rumor, the dead body and all?"

"Don't look like that at all. The hikers brought this back with them."


The light from the trailer bounced and shimmered off an object in the ranger's hand. Slowly he let it drop from his fingers. Two flat pieces of dull aluminum attached to a beaded chain fell into the darkness.


"Whatchya got there Tom?"

"Have a look yourself sir."

"Are those dogtags Tom?"

"Yup sure are," replied Tom a his slow southern drawl, "The hikers took them from the body. It looks like this is for real."

"Well if the dog tags belong to the body, we know for sure its not Gram. Anybody we know?"

"Yup, sure is…"

"Gimme a minute to get my hat. Does Ranger 1 still have gas in her?"

"Un-hunh, she sure does. A little bit anyhow."

"Warm her up, I'll grab the boys and I'll radio 29 Palms. Maybe we can get one of them spare choppers for a retrieval. God it is gonna be a cold night."

"Well at least you get to keep your paycheck this week sir."






--End Prologue